The Hammer Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro may one day prove to be the greatest man to have ever walked the streets of our fair and humble city1. That he was found guilty of false advertising, malpractice, and was ultimately suspended for related offenses amounts to little more than a collection of trivial details in the face of the greater truth of his story: Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro brought light and hope to untold thousands through the sublime radiance of his manic zeal, broadcast out to the citizens of Rochester on a daily basis to change their lives forever through an expanded apprecition of the nuance, depth, and spiritual catharsis made possible through local television advertisement.
YouTube Videos of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro in action (Link to originals) Archive.org records for shapiroshapiro.org Described as 'a malignancy on our system of justice' Wikiquote page Jim Shapiro Wikipedia page Commercial on RetroJunk.com Not to be confused with: Jimmy 'The Hammer' Massaro